The title means that special and deeply mythic "Pan" Which film all your hopes should be rinsed. In the absence of Frisch. Or maybe there is a lack of "i" between the second and third letters.
This is a fantastically boring restart origin myth of Peter Pan and parasite in the history of people who do not care how it started in the first place. It looks like a John Lewis Christmas ad dreamed by television executives who have found a way to smoke Ambien.
Peter (Levi Miller) is a boring orphan child or-WWII London with a cockney accent that comes and goes: it is a special prophesied whose mother's name is Mary. OMG. Peter was kidnapped from his orphanage and taken to a mysterious land where, in what looks like a deleted scene from Mad Max: Fury Road, thousands of young dirty extraction slave worker magical fairy related minerals. It is called Neverland and they sing along Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana ... From their album Nevermind. Geddit? That single thought is enough to justify a 30-year prison sentence for all concerned. These poor souls are ruled by evil Captain Blackbeard, an ah-harr texted turn by Hugh Jackman.
Peter revolts, assisted doe Rooney Mara playing Tiger Lily. Garrett Hedlund maintains its reputation for undemanding butter handsomeness play the young Hook, WHO, at this stage is reinvented as unreliable uninterestingly boyfriend of Peter: With a mischievous reveler an Indiana Jones hat.
Peter is the boy who never grows up. But at the end of esta, you'll feel like you've aged about 800 years.
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